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Writing Errors Can Have Humorous
Results
I hope the following make you smile, chuckle, or even
laugh aloud. Make this a learning experience by trying
to figure out what the authors really meant to write!
The government of England was a limited
mockery.
Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an
abbess on his knee.
In midevil times most of the people were
alliterate.
In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations
out his situation by relieving himself in a long
soliloquy.
Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a
log cabin which he built with his own hands.
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow
through an apple while standing on his son's
head.
In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped,
hurled the biscuits and threw the java.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will
be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to
come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce
the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.
Julius Belzer.
At least half their customers who fly to New York
come by plane.
The bride was wearing an old lace gown that fell to the
floor as she walked down the isle.
Comfortable apartment. Short walk to the beach.
Affordable germs.
The congressman stayed after the town meeting and
discussed the high cost of living with several
women.
The conviction carries a penalty of one to ten years in
Alabama.
How would you like to write my autobiography?
If your eye falls on a bargain, pick it up!
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friends, and family members.
Have a fantastic summer!
Ilana
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Ilana G. Traverse, Principal
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